BRILLIANT WAYS ** GIRLS** ** TURN **GUYS** DOWN!!** **

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been  looking for a face  like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been  looking for a  face like** **yours!! ** *

*HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?** **
SHE: No, I’d like to have some  pleasure too!!!*

*HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?** **
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!** **

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?* *
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!** **

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!** **
SHE: Okay, get out!!!* *

HE: I think I could make you very happy** **
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?** *

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!! *

HE: Can I have your name?****
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?* *

HE: Shall we go and see a film?** **
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!** **

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?* *
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!** *

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.* **

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?** **
SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore.*

*HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . *

TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS… DID I Achieve that?